I’m A Sheriff!

CBG Peepee went to Dallas for her new job’s training, and bought me a sherif’s badge! It’s damn cool cos it has my name engraved on it. 好姐妹 has one as well.

Now I wanna bitch about today. I was on the train to see my skin doctor (I have chronic eczema) and kenna a pick pocket! I placed my phone in my pocket and was getting off the MRT when I felt my phone slipping out of my pocket! I turned around and saw my phone in the pickpocket’s hand. I promptly grabbed it back and walked out of the train. Everybody standing around saw it. A lady who got off the train with me asked if he took my stuff. I said, yea, in a pissy tone. Then I turned back to give him the evil eye, but the guy already slipped off elsewhere. What a bastard! And everybody else is a bastard also cos nobody bother to catch him! I was rushing for my doctor’s appointment, if not I sure give him a piece of my mind! Also, I was sick and didn’t have energy to be bothered. But if I was 元気 enough, sure won’t let him off.

I’m seriously not making excuses here cos one time I kenna some sick uncle on the MRT who kept squeezing into me. When the person next to me got off the train, I promptly shifted over into the next seat. And yet the uncle followed suit and shifted into my seat! Pissing me off, I stood up and let him have all 3 seats. Then he started scolding me and said, “If you’re so high class, go and take a cab la”. Wah lau, I don’t wanna argue with him, he come and 恶人先告状. Another bastard. I ignored him, then he challenged me and said, “Go to the police la, if you not happy.” Then I said, “Come, let’s go, don’t challenge people if you got no guts.” Then he hum ji and didn’t follow through with his challenge.

My next boyfriend better drive, so I’m spared from all the siao lang I meet on buses and trains. If I wanna talk about the siao lang I meet on buses as well, this post will never end. Really cannot believe my luck. Fucked up.

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